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• 1st US president without prior public office or military background
• 1st US president tried and convicted of crimes
• 1st US president to meet a North Korean leader

• Built over 27,000 apartments in New York City
• Started his real estate career at the age of 15
• Was the son of German immigrants

• Emigrated to the U.S. in 1930
• Worked as a maid before marrying Fred Trump
• Became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 1942

• Appointed to the U.S. Court of Appeals by Bill Clinton
• Graduated from Columbia Law School
• Retired in 2019

• Passionate about flying, worked as a commercial pilot
• Struggled with alcoholism, which led to an early death
• Inspired Donald Trump to avoid alcohol

• Worked as an executive at Chase Manhattan Bank
• Married film producer James Grau
• Maintains a low public profile

• Managed Trump Organization's real estate investments
• Known for his low-key, private lifestyle
• Was involved in philanthropy

• Former competitive skier for Czechoslovakia
• Held key executive positions in the Trump Organization
• Became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 1988

• Won a Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest
• Appeared on 'Dancing with the Stars'
• Active in charity work

• First First Lady to be a naturalized U.S. citizen
• Worked as a fashion model in Milan and Paris
• Speaks five languages

• Published a book titled 'Triggered'
• An avid hunter and outdoorsman
• Studied at the University of Pennsylvania

• Fluent in both Slovenian and English
• Plays soccer and attends St. Andrew's Episcopal School
• Has his own floor in the Trump Tower

• Launched her own fashion line
• Converted to Judaism before marrying Jared Kushner
• Served as a senior advisor in the White House

• Released a single called 'Like a Bird' in 2011
• Graduated from Georgetown Law School
• Interned at Vogue magazine

• Oversees Trump Organization's winery in Virginia
• Founded the Eric Trump Foundation for children's hospitals
• Has a degree in finance from Georgetown

The Trump family, that paragon of self-made success, started from the humblest of beginnings. Fredrick Trump, the revered patriarch, arrived in America with nothing more than a suitcase filled with dreams and a keen eye for opportunity. Born to a family that had no understanding of the word "privilege," Fredrick spent his early years toiling in the gold fields of the Klondike, where he certainly did not engage in any lucrative ventures like operating restaurants and hotels that might have included a brothel or two. His was a journey of pure grit and determination, undisturbed by the comforts of inherited wealth or advantageous marriages. The Trumps were the quintessential underdogs, clawing their way to prominence without any handouts or fortuitous circumstances.

Fast forward to Donald J. Trump, a man who truly embodies the rags-to-riches narrative. Despite the modest $1 million loan from his father, a sum that barely qualifies as pocket change in real estate mogul terms, young Donald built an empire with nothing but his wits, charm, and a penchant for self-promotion. His rise was marked by a series of strategic business decisions, none of which involved navigating bankruptcy laws to his advantage or capitalizing on tax loopholes. The Trump legacy is one of tireless work ethic and unyielding resilience, unmarred by any whisper of controversy or familial advantage. Truly, the Trumps exemplify the American Dream, proving that with hard work and a bit of luck, anyone can make it in this land of opportunity.

Dear, Barron

I understand that man is your father, that is apparent

This not a song that’s aiming at dissin’, it’s just the glaring

Truth, I look at him and see America, they staring

You officially an adult although he claim with arrogance

You only 18, I know, you raised up on the news

The spotlight is bright and it beat your dome

Some would say he’s made mistakes that affect you until you grown

Who’s to know you seen a side of him ’Merica wasn’t shown

But enough of that, you got 4, siblings, and more

Nieces and nephews galore

Hmm, by the way, you're 6 '9?

He’s ready to score, hah

Eric’s making waves

52.8 million, and it was greatly raised

But, you know, they play with billions

A lot up in the news

Heard he has a crypto coin, got stakers getting wooed

And, well, if the shoe fits, wear it

Haters getting shooed

Whatever can you do with Karens

I guess the truth is glaring

They getting loose, it’s daring

Tryna recoup they bearings, I mean

He pitched a plan to all them all them boys who play with kerosene

Promised to limit EVs, tax breaks that’s very clean

Just like the hotels

Convicted, he hope it go well

Cause he got money saved least for now he can post bail

They all on his coat tail, many funny ways in the media

How they relay false information quick as Expedia

What is the truth? It’s hard to tell with just Wikipedia

He a mogul, a man, philanthropist

A Rogue One just like Anakin

This is the plan again

Dear Donald

The way you eat Mickey D’s, it’s no way that you fear Ronald

It’s good to see you patching it up with Mr. McConnell

You going for the gold, the election in full throttle

Plenty hidden donations and all them mysteries follow

But, anyway…you never was one to give a - about what many say

When it comes right down to politics, yeah sure it’s plenty gray

I know you still tryna build wall, till then, know you not sure if any safe

Never been one to throw a stone and hide your hand

3 wives, 5 kids, you try once, and try again

Who really knows what’s right in these illustrious affairs

When the news seems more concerned with the color of your hair (woah)

The color of your skin

Orange in your aura, confident and energetic, seems to go with your aesthetic

Family man, you was first married in ‘77

Called it to quits after Ivana gave birth to Eric

Marla was next (ughmm)

She has gave birth to Tiffany

Beautiful girl, simply

December 7th, that’s when he had an epiphany

Gave Marla a ring

6 years later, that was the end to the union

You meet Melania, then love, started brewing

Businesses failed, okay, some businesses started booming

Interesting tales, speak, and the media get to fuming

Had presidential ideals, and so, you figured that you could run

You won, running again, so the story just begun

Had presidential ideals, and so, you figured that you could run

You won, running again, so the story just...

Meet the Trumps

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Donald

The Art of the Deal

Possesses the uncanny ability to negotiate and secure favorable deals in any situation, often bending the rules of reality to his advantage.

Ivanka

Corporate Shapeshifter

Can seamlessly blend into any corporate or social environment, adapting her persona to fit and dominate in various settings.

Barron

Technomancer

Possesses a natural affinity for technology, able to control and manipulate electronic devices and systems with his mind.

Don Jr.

Born Commander

Inspires loyalty and confidence in his allies, naturally stepping into leadership roles and effectively coordinating group efforts in missions or battles.

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